I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave/ Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave/ My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave?/ And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave? -> “Role Model”ĭespite my tendency to want to dismiss Eminem based on his whiteness and his overwhelming tendency to rely on shockcore tactics, I have to admit the album impressed me. But don’t let that stop you from listening to this album - the only thing that could do that is a weak stomach. the other 2% is the boring skits which have no comedic value next to his grotesque raps and seem even less worthwhile than most album skits usually do. 98% of what Slim Shady says is sick, twisted, and perverse. And, if like me, you’re the kind of person who actually LAUGHS during a Nightmare on Elm Street movie, you’ll probably like this album. One thing you can not say about his full-length debut on Aftermath is that it’s boring. Mathers to everybody for not being black, and why should it be? Who would want to listen to a whole album where Eminem spends his whole time defending his right to rap? It would be pretty boring. This is not an open letter of apology by Mr. So is Eminem’s bark worse than DMX’s bite?īy now everybody knows that Eminem is that “crazy white rapper from Detroit” so let’s get that shit out in the open and to the wayside right from jump street. Every dog has his day, and Andy Warhol said every man would have fifteen minutes of fame.

The slim shady lp lyrics